That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
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