At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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