I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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