lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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