it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I'm getting married
To pizza
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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