why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
