turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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