Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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