Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Randomize
