BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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