5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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