We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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