Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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