didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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