so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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