Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
His hands were made for my vagina.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
Randomize
