i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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