Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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