I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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