He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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