I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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