Non-Jews are for practice
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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