You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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