Don't make out with my wife yet
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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