Whod you bang
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i can't believe i had my finger in that
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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