Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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