She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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