on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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