like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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