So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Randomize
