Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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