So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
