Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
