Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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