he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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