help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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