i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
this just has baby written all over it
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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