Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
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