I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
We left the knife in your bed.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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