Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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