No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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