I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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