yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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