Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
