I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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