Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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