Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
It was confusing and full of hummus
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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