Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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