Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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