How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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