I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
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