found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
So vagazzling was a success
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
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