week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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