just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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