To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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